Here are ten things that drive me crazy about social networking.
1) When people say "good morning Facebook" or "good night Facebook." I mean I get it I guess, if you spent the whole day online it's only natural to bid it a proper fair well. I check my daughters diaper for crap all day long but that doesn't mean I'm gonna tuck it in, read it a story and say good night to it.
2) I get bothered by the Facebook users that get bothered by me posting several things a day. This is also usually the person who knows everything about everything you've posted but never posts anything themselves. Every time I log in to check what everybody is up to I post something. Facebook makes it easy to be part of each others lives with out having to actually be there. But there are many people who forget what reality is like. Be careful. Posting too often might make somebody think you have no life, which brings me to my next point...
3) I am always hearing or seeing somebody saying that "so in so" has no life because they're always on Facebook. That's just plain stupid. They would most likely be doing the same exact things they normally do if there was no Internet you just wouldn't know about it!!
4) I can not stand when people say "your" when they mean "you're" seriously it's not that difficult to add a symbol and a letter. But if that really is your cute, like it belongs to you and that's what you meant, my bad. Please stop saying you're going "too" the grocery store. Yes we all done did grown up in Oregon but y'all make the rest of us Taft High Alum look dummer when you ain't use you're grammar correctly.
5) I hate seeing people throw themselves Facebook pity parties. Posting things like "fml" constantly is just inviting people to your I feel so sorry for myself event. I've been known to post a moody pity party status myself but I am talking about the people who do it daily. Cry me a river. Build a bridge. Don't post it on Facebook.
6) I love how I can run into somebody I haven't seen or spoken to in years, that is not on my friends list and this person just happens to know everything I've been up to. I know by having an account I am welcoming everyone into my bizz. It just amazes me how my posts and information fly through so many mouths. I'm really not that cool. My life is not that exciting. If you think it's worth talking about than I can't stop you. I'm going to start posting things like "I'm pregnant" and see how many people I don't speak to 3000 miles away hear about it. Facebook is the new high school cafeteria.
7) I hate how social networking sometimes turns me into an attention starved 5 year old. Like me!! Like me!! Oh yay they like what I say!! I'm not in denial. I'm a ho for "likes" :)
8) Application invites. Enough said.
9) I hate how some people TYpE lIkE THis. IT tAKEs So MucH TimE aNd EffOrt tO LooK lIKe yOU tyPEd yoUR stAtuS WitH YOUr AsS. Please stop or go back to myspace.
10) I love that I spent my morning hours before the baby woke up writing this blog. I could have gotten a real shower maybe ate some food with out being interrupted. Instead I drank my coffee did my morning fb life stalking and wrote a blog. Now I'm gonna go post it on Facebook!!
If you got offended by this you are probably guilty of more than one of these things that annoy me :)
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